Right about here, Glenn took a video of me. This is the full transcript:

Glenn: "...and, action!"

Mike: "Action! What more action is there! No more action than Mike... and me! There is no maaaaaahhh--"

Chris: "No mas!"

Mike: "Ancient Egyptian action! Yeah! WooooOOOOOOOOOO! Yeah."

I just don't know where the hell these things come from.