...happy birthday to us. 

...happy birthday, drunk Scott and Mike... 

...happy birthday to us.... 

Happy Birthday to us... 

On terrifyingly dark streets, like this one. 

And then taking pictures of him while he's completely loaded. 

The only thing better than locating a Communist while in a bar is finding that same Communist and his cute girlfriend while walking home in driving rain. 

Then, demonstrate the majesty and awesomeness of Canada by being friends afterwards. Thumbs-up! 

Like so. 

Whenever possible while drinking, locate a young Communist and argue the entire night with him about politics. 

Any good, pathetic, self-pitying 2-man birthday party needs a candle from the bartender and a sad, sad rendition of the Happy Birthday song. 

Scott demonstrates the appropriate War Face to use when flipping off the camera. I, apparently, look like I'm already apologizing for such rudeness. 

And enjoy the intrigues and mysteries of the History Channel. 

But we smoke on, undaunted! 

...and re-lighting the smokes... several... times. 

The Epic 2005 Birthday celebrations begin, with a drink and a smoke. 

Macro madness part 3: Gargoyle 

Macro madness, part 2: Disco Spidey. 

This young boy has one woman carrying his clothing around, and another one actually doing his doodling for him.

Who says that it's children who have things to learn from us?

Oh Faith, it's almost like we're friends. 

Macro madness, part 1. 

I think the sad thing about this is that, despite the fact that the answer was right there on the screen -- in deed and word -- I got it wrong.

An evening ends in both shame and pride. 

Again, arty. 

And then I became amused by something, and forgot where I was.