Two-layer apple-strawberry crisp, sandwiching vanilla ice cream. I am going to have to eat celery until I die, now. 

Strawberry-Apple Crisp with vanilla ice cream, and good ol' black coffee. Hell yes. 

Breast of chicken smothered in honey-molasses-tobasco BBQ sauce, topped with shredded old cheddar. 

Who says I'm anorexic?