I discovered later on that these planks were basically the only stable surface for a long, long way. MEMO TO SELF: Next time bicyclists are barrelling down on you, DO NOT step off the path. Push them off instead.
It occurred to me while taking this that there is no reason to think that either Pavlo, Bill or Tom are alive today. Walking in the woods is morbid work, people.
At Bruce's Mill: JH and NJ express their love in the purest way possible, by etching it into a tree. Only time will tell whether putting their names within the shape of a potato, rather than a heart, will bear romantic fruit.
Studies have shown that parties, even small tiny ones like this, will always gravitate towards the kitchen. Therefore it is always important to have lots of comfortable counter space, for appropriate seating. Never let your guests suffer in chairs!